My absolute favorite scene in The Cider House Rules is when Frankenstein remarks that various things are “bogus.” Made a shirt about it. Like t’ see it? Here it goes…

Upon seeing The Monster Squad, I decided I was going to start a plumbing company that drove hearses instead of trucks and had a tagline like, “we murder your drain clogs.” At 13, I had already committed to a life as a plumber based soley on having heard so many people complain about the price of plumbers. And now you know…the rest of the story.

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