The Walking Dead – The Trapped in a Small Space Episode

“Multiple (often two) characters, who usually share a large amount of animosity, get trapped in a room (safe, elevator, etc.) and must spend the episode alone together. During which time they learn a new appreciation for each other.” – Locked in a Room Trope, TVtropes.org

Dr. Amp’s Shovel Shirt

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Twin Peaks: The Return has returned again for the first time.  Therefore you should wear this Dr. Amp’s Gold Shit Digging Shovel shirt to your next job interview.

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Since we’ve Twin Piqued your interest, did you see that Silver Mustang Casino shirt you asked your mom about?  Cause if you’re into that kind of thing, you might be into this Pixelated David Lynch – Now It’s Dark shirt or perhaps this Blue Velvet Lumberton shirt or maybe even this Eraserhead / Breaking Bad mushup shirt because all of these things have one thing in common: they are shirts.

Spider-Man’s Got Nards!

My absolute favorite scene in The Cider House Rules is when Frankenstein remarks that various things are “bogus.”  Made a shirt about it.  Like t’ see it?  Here it goes…

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Upon seeing The Monster Squad, I decided I was going to start a plumbing company that drove hearses instead of trucks and had a tagline like, “we murder your drain clogs.” At 13, I had already committed to a life as a plumber based soley on having heard so many people complain about the price of plumbers.  And now you know…the rest of the story.

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GET YOURS TODAY!  And be sure to check out more toilet stoppers like this turd at our Entertainment / Parody section of lolproductions.spreadshirt.com!

New Twin Peaks Shirt!!!

When I was 16, I made an unnecessarily gory “I killed Laura Palmer” shirt with an airbrush and an old Hanes brand shirt.

Today, that shirt you like is coming back in style with this Silver Mustang Ranch – Mr. Jackpots shirt (available in any color) that I made because I wanted to wear it (I chose black).

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Get YOURS today! lolproductions.spreadshirt.com

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Don’t forget our other David Lynch inspired shirts!

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Bogdan Wolynetz (Breaking Bad / Eraserhead)

 

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Lumberton, USA (Blue Velvet)

 

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Now it’s dark (Pixelated Lynch)

Saul Goodman Productions T-shirt

At long last, a new shirt has been added to our Breaking Bad Homage section of our SpreadShirt shop.  It’s Saul Goodman Productions!!!

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Get yours here, but you better watch out for autograph hounds and paparazzi!

Huell is Cool!

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Mike is the king of the ‘Huell is Cool’ Kids Club and Mike loves getting all of his Huell themed clothes that are the highlights of his extensive Famous Faces based wardrobe at lolproductions.spreadshirt.com and redbubble.com/shop/JaleebCaru.  Be like Mike.

And be sure to check out Lavell Crawford’s incredibly awesome standup!!!

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Jack Nicholsons Say the Darnedest Things

I was scouring the internet for great quotes late last night, as I am wont to do, and I discovered some really unusual musings from American actor, producer, screen-writer,  director, three-time Academy Award winner and twelve-time nominee, Jack Nicholson.

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SOURCE: Imgur.com

Top 10 of 2015

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In order of chronological importance. 

  1. Mysterious Happinstance
  2. Sanctity City Sells Out
  3. Bachman Turner Overdrive
  4. Television Program
  5. A Modern Profecesist
  6. Famous Heart Surgeon Hears Wholy
  7. Table Manners Improved
  8. TBD
  9. That Angry Panda
  10. Invention
  11. Whatchoo talking bout, Dobie Gillis?
  12. Bases Loaded
  13. Dates & Figs, Sticks & Twigs
  14. Building a Better Trendsetter
  15. Sales Sales Sales
  16. Very Good List

My Top 5 Favorite Bill Murray Quotes

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  1. Ghostbusters 2 – “What do you see?”
  2. Rushmore – “Oh, yeah. He wrote you a letter.”
  3. Quick Change – “That’s a relief.”
  4. Space Jam – “You swing it around to Mike over here.”
  5. Ed Wood – “Ed, it was superb.”

Fun Fact: Bill Murray played Larry Darrell in The Razor’s Edge making him the namesake equivalent of 2/3 of the backwoodsman who frequented the inn of Bob Newhart’s Dick Loudon and later visited the titular coach in Coach.

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Art Thieves Swipe My Dumb Cologne / Fart Shirt, Sell on Amazon!

The thievery of shirt designs is rampant.  I base this only on how many of my items are being sold by others.  Today I came across two retailers selling this rediculous Drakkar & Farts shirt I conceived of over 25 years ago (available in my parody shop).

Drakkar-compIf you’ve not a longtime reader of this blog (meaning, you’re not me), please allow me to restate that I know I’m no Picasso Da Vinci and that in most cases I’m able to gaurnetee that it was my work that was lifted by the mistakes I made when designing them.

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For more info on a few previous incidents, see this whiney post.   Original stupid Fart Shirt Announcement here.

Secret Identity Shirt

NOW IN STOCK!!!

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When I was 12, I wanted to make this shirt.  Smash cut to 28 years later (not the motion picture by the very same name, but the duration between me deciding to make this shirt and actually doing so), you can buy this shirt.  Time be trippin’.

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Available at our RedBubble Shop in the Entertainment / Parody Section.

It’s Back(ish)!!!

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With perfect timing, most of our Breaking Bad Tees have returned to our Spreadshirt Shop

at LOL’s Breaking Bad Homage page

 

Also available at our Breaking Bad Red Bubble Tee Shop!

I Pity The Huell: Militant Variant

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Spreadshirt got their Organic Tee in a really nice moss green and now we can drop this I Pity The Huell: Militant variant like it’s hot.

We also made the single color design available at Breaking Bad Inspired Tees Redbubble Shop so you can put it on whatever you want, however you want.

And be sure to check out Lavell Crawford’s awesome standup!!!

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