Dr. Amp’s Shovel Shirt

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Twin Peaks: The Return has returned again for the first time.  Therefore you should wear this Dr. Amp’s Gold Shit Digging Shovel shirt to your next job interview.

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Since we’ve Twin Piqued your interest, did you see that Silver Mustang Casino shirt you asked your mom about?  Cause if you’re into that kind of thing, you might be into this Pixelated David Lynch – Now It’s Dark shirt or perhaps this Blue Velvet Lumberton shirt or maybe even this Eraserhead / Breaking Bad mushup shirt because all of these things have one thing in common: they are shirts.

Spider-Man’s Got Nards!

My absolute favorite scene in The Cider House Rules is when Frankenstein remarks that various things are “bogus.”  Made a shirt about it.  Like t’ see it?  Here it goes…

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Upon seeing The Monster Squad, I decided I was going to start a plumbing company that drove hearses instead of trucks and had a tagline like, “we murder your drain clogs.” At 13, I had already committed to a life as a plumber based soley on having heard so many people complain about the price of plumbers.  And now you know…the rest of the story.

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GET YOURS TODAY!  And be sure to check out more toilet stoppers like this turd at our Entertainment / Parody section of lolproductions.spreadshirt.com!

New Twin Peaks Shirt!!!

When I was 16, I made an unnecessarily gory “I killed Laura Palmer” shirt with an airbrush and an old Hanes brand shirt.

Today, that shirt you like is coming back in style with this Silver Mustang Ranch – Mr. Jackpots shirt (available in any color) that I made because I wanted to wear it (I chose black).

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Get YOURS today! lolproductions.spreadshirt.com

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Don’t forget our other David Lynch inspired shirts!

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Bogdan Wolynetz (Breaking Bad / Eraserhead)

 

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Lumberton, USA (Blue Velvet)

 

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Now it’s dark (Pixelated Lynch)

Saul Goodman Productions T-shirt

At long last, a new shirt has been added to our Breaking Bad Homage section of our SpreadShirt shop.  It’s Saul Goodman Productions!!!

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Get yours here, but you better watch out for autograph hounds and paparazzi!

Huell is Cool!

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Mike is the king of the ‘Huell is Cool’ Kids Club and Mike loves getting all of his Huell themed clothes that are the highlights of his extensive Famous Faces based wardrobe at lolproductions.spreadshirt.com and redbubble.com/shop/JaleebCaru.  Be like Mike.

And be sure to check out Lavell Crawford’s incredibly awesome standup!!!

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Art Thieves Swipe My Dumb Cologne / Fart Shirt, Sell on Amazon!

The thievery of shirt designs is rampant.  I base this only on how many of my items are being sold by others.  Today I came across two retailers selling this rediculous Drakkar & Farts shirt I conceived of over 25 years ago (available in my parody shop).

Drakkar-compIf you’ve not a longtime reader of this blog (meaning, you’re not me), please allow me to restate that I know I’m no Picasso Da Vinci and that in most cases I’m able to gaurnetee that it was my work that was lifted by the mistakes I made when designing them.

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For more info on a few previous incidents, see this whiney post.   Original stupid Fart Shirt Announcement here.

Secret Identity Shirt

NOW IN STOCK!!!

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When I was 12, I wanted to make this shirt.  Smash cut to 28 years later (not the motion picture by the very same name, but the duration between me deciding to make this shirt and actually doing so), you can buy this shirt.  Time be trippin’.

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Available at our RedBubble Shop in the Entertainment / Parody Section.

It’s Back(ish)!!!

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With perfect timing, most of our Breaking Bad Tees have returned to our Spreadshirt Shop

at LOL’s Breaking Bad Homage page

 

Also available at our Breaking Bad Red Bubble Tee Shop!

I Pity The Huell: Militant Variant

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Spreadshirt got their Organic Tee in a really nice moss green and now we can drop this I Pity The Huell: Militant variant like it’s hot.

We also made the single color design available at Breaking Bad Inspired Tees Redbubble Shop so you can put it on whatever you want, however you want.

And be sure to check out Lavell Crawford’s awesome standup!!!

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I Pity The Huell: Saul’s A Team Tee

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Also Available in Ringless on Account of Rings Cost Too Much More!!!

Saul design is by master illustrator, Jerome Gonia.

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Be sure to check out Lavell Crawford’s awesome standup!!!

Available at our Breaking Bad Inspired Tee Shop!

Breaking Bad Postcards

Now Available at RedBubble

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Now Available!!!

Check out the Breaking Bad Redbubble Shop for this tee and more.

Many others are also available at Tees by LOL Productions.

POETRY UP YOUR ASS!!!

I will stop making terrible Breaking Bad shirts when I am dead, dead, DEAD!!!

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An homage to the shirt that I was made to wear inside out in Middle School (1986, don’t do the math, jajajajaja) and a tribute to the BM that will live in infamy.

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Get Yours Today!!!

Check out our Redbubble Shop for this shirt and more.

Many other tees are also available at Tees by LOL Productions.

THIS SHIRT IS TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE.  CHECK BACK SOON FOR UPDATED LINKS!

Breaking Bad 509 Inspired Shirt

Two sided tee shirt (“Bad” logo on back) featuring Heisensnake and an M60.  It’s an American original.

Get Yours Today!!!

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“If you don’t know who I am then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.”

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Check out our Redbubble Tee Shop for this tee and more.

This and many others are also available at Tees by LOL Productions.

More Breaking Bad Shirts!!!


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Available at our Breaking Bad Inspired Tee Shop.

 

I.F.T. Tee

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Perhaps if Ted Beneke of Beneke Fabricators hadn’t leased that car or if Huell (of sleeps standing up) wasn’t reasonably perusing that “Pretty Nooks” issue of Traditional Home or if Saul had a better A Team then none of this would’ve happened.

But no matter how you slice the orange, [Spoiler Alert for 2010] Skylar F•cked Ted. Available at the Tees by LOL Shop.

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New Drakkar Shirt!

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Named after flat-bottomed Viking ships, this fragrance has been appealing to the dark and sinister side of masculine sexual fantasies since 1982.

Get yours today!

The New Shirt Adventures of Beans Baxter

Yes, indeed.  I went and did it.  I went and made a Beans Baxter shirt just like my mother told me I could one day when I grew up.

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The Underground Government Liberation Intergroup and Mr. Sue were not so nice to The Network. Luckily, The Network was able to enlist Benjamin “Beans” Baxter Jr, Scooter, Number Two and (on occasion) Wendy O to help save the world from their ugly plans.

Don’t believe me? Watch The New Adventures of Beans Baxter coming to The FOX Network on July 18, 1987.

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This shirt and lots of other shirts you never cared existed are available at Tees by LOL Productions or on the Facebook!

Upcoming Shirts – 2013 Teaser

You can file this under “Who gives a crap” in your circular filing cabinet (which I happen to know is actually your trash can), but we’ve got some amazing designs in the hopper for you!

And by you, I mean me.

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It’s been a very busy fourth quarter for me and I haven’t had much time to make any non-Breaking Bad or Breaking Bad shirts but I’ve started a bunch.  They all look like a mental patient scribbled them on a wall, using a crayon, using their mouth but rest assured that they will look worse by the time they go to print.

2013 is going to be the most handsome year yet!!!

Haters Gonna Swipe!

Since most of my shirts are products / places / things from shows and films, I’m never under the impression that I’ll be the only one doing a particular tee.  Since I’m a video editor and not a designer or artist, I never expect I’ll be doing the most well “drawn.”

However, I never expected shirt companies to take something I’ve done and sell it as their own.

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Most companies only took the bug portion of the drawing but some just sell the EXACT design.

Since I did this shirt [Vamonos Pest Control] after the first time the fictitious company was shown on Breaking Bad, I didn’t have a great source image to trace (which I do when attempting to replicate an existing element to incorporate into a design).  Since I’m not a professional artist, there are some unique details in the shirt (mistakes) that no one would have intentionally done.  The oddest part of this is that other people have done the bug design better than me, but their’s haven’t been appropriated.

BTW, I haven’t included any comparison images because I don’t want to increase the frequency they show up in searches, but look a the one above and imagine the exact same thing (for the the bug, at least).

Gray Matter

Given the nature of the types of shirts I make, I’m not unaware of the irony of crying about copyright infringement when 90% of my stuff is at least inspired by another’s intellectual property but at least I have the respect to take the time to modify and alter and re-draw the element and make something different with it.

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Here’s the list of companies to date that took my rendering and have been selling shirts and other items with my drawing of the drawing from the truck on the TV Show on them: Crowne Apparel, Cinefilia Camesetas, (both of whom literally used the entire design), Mean Fellas, Degenerate Clothing, Front Room Cinema,  3D Supply, Texlab, ShirtCity and Futbolk.uk.

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At this point, I’ve only contacted a company about the Crowne Apparel design as they took the entire design and sell it on the same print to order shop as mine.  The other one’s don’t really bother me too much, I just think they’re sort of stupid for not stealing one of the better renderings of the bug.

I’m just happy some people buy the shirts I make (for myself. first and foremost) and enjoy them.

In other news; all Breaking Bad related shirt I’ve made and will make will now also appear in their own shop at the Breaking Bad Inspired Redbubble Page.

Another Bacon Breaking Bad Shirt!

Only one more after this, I promise. Possibly two.

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Because the Birthdays just get better and better!

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Image collage from Ghostiet at Screened.com