Jack Nicholsons Say the Darnedest Things

I was scouring the internet for great quotes late last night, as I am wont to do, and I discovered some really unusual musings from American actor, producer, screen-writer,  director, three-time Academy Award winner and twelve-time nominee, Jack Nicholson.

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SOURCE: Imgur.com

Art Thieves Swipe My Dumb Cologne / Fart Shirt, Sell on Amazon!

The thievery of shirt designs is rampant.  I base this only on how many of my items are being sold by others.  Today I came across two retailers selling this rediculous Drakkar & Farts shirt I conceived of over 25 years ago (available in my parody shop).

Drakkar-compIf you’ve not a longtime reader of this blog (meaning, you’re not me), please allow me to restate that I know I’m no Picasso Da Vinci and that in most cases I’m able to gaurnetee that it was my work that was lifted by the mistakes I made when designing them.

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For more info on a few previous incidents, see this whiney post.   Original stupid Fart Shirt Announcement here.