Spider-Man’s Got Nards!

My absolute favorite scene in The Cider House Rules is when Frankenstein remarks that various things are “bogus.”  Made a shirt about it.  Like t’ see it?  Here it goes…

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Upon seeing The Monster Squad, I decided I was going to start a plumbing company that drove hearses instead of trucks and had a tagline like, “we murder your drain clogs.” At 13, I had already committed to a life as a plumber based soley on having heard so many people complain about the price of plumbers.  And now you know…the rest of the story.

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My Top 5 Favorite De Niro Quotes

1. Mean Streets – “…yeah. No. No, Joey Scallops is Joey Clams.  He’s the one with testicles for hands.”

2. Taxi Driver – “I think someone should just take this city and just… just flush it down the fuckin’ toilet; meat-a-ball testicles and all.”

3. The Deer Hunter – “Hey, watch out, Axel. We’ll be calling him old fireballs after tonight on account of his sexy testicles and how they burn the tongue.”

4. Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein – “I keep my promises.  They’re right here with my testicles.  This way they stay warm”

5. Meet the Parents – “I have nipples on my testicles, Greg, could you milk them?”

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Honorable mention: As Louis Cyphre (don’t wanna spoil the movie, but get it?) in Angel Heart, De Niro slowly peels and eats testicles in an attempt to disturb and whet the appetite of Mickey Rourke’s Harry Angel.