I think it’s a load of shit that there aren’t more underwater umbrellas available. You’d think there’d be a pretty strong market for these but I can’t find one anywhere and quite frankly, I’m getting tired of looking.
Gumdrops are the kind of product that works on paper but fails miserably in reality. Pictures of gumdrops look delicious, as I’m writing this my mouth is watering. False advertising indeed.
However, gumdrops taste horrible, are only available in the homes of the elderly and have an odd salt looking sugar coating. Furthermore, every time I eat one I leave a tooth behind. Gumdrops; just like communism only less delicious.
*Side note: I’m not a big fan of internet memes. I find them cutsie, tired and unoriginal. However, I’m not a big fan of typing either so you will see me acclimate to the world wide internet web-i-site’s stupid language by using such acrothings in my posts. From this point forth, WTF? will be replaced by WTHF? with the “H” standing for “H-E-double hockey sticks” as it’s closer to something I’d actually say with my mouth hole.