Dr. Amp’s Shovel Shirt

Jun6

Twin Peaks: The Return has returned again for the first time. Therefore you should wear this Dr. Amp’s Gold Shit Digging Shovel shirt to your next job interview.

Since we’ve Twin Piqued your interest, did you see that Silver Mustang Casino shirt you asked your mom about? Cause if you’re into that kind of thing, you might be into this Pixelated David Lynch – Now It’s Dark shirt or perhaps this Blue Velvet Lumberton shirt or maybe even this Eraserhead / Breaking Bad mushup shirt because all of these things have one thing in common: they are shirts.

Spider-Man’s Got Nards!

Jun3

My absolute favorite scene in The Cider House Rules is when Frankenstein remarks that various things are “bogus.” Made a shirt about it. Like t’ see it? Here it goes…

Upon seeing The Monster Squad, I decided I was going to start a plumbing company that drove hearses instead of trucks and had a tagline like, “we murder your drain clogs.” At 13, I had already committed to a life as a plumber based soley on having heard so many people complain about the price of plumbers. And now you know…the rest of the story.

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New Twin Peaks Shirt!!!

Jun2

When I was 16, I made an unnecessarily gory “I killed Laura Palmer” shirt with an airbrush and an old Hanes brand shirt.

Today, that shirt you like is coming back in style with this Silver Mustang Ranch – Mr. Jackpots shirt (available in any color) that I made because I wanted to wear it (I chose black).