It’s ridiculous and fake, if you’re going to pay ALL this money for a mobile computation device to show that you’re better then everyone else (which you are) then the least they could do is resist biting your logo before shipping your product.
In Appleland, they first bit the logo, And I didn’t speak up because I put stickers on my computer;
And then they bit my keyboard, And I didn’t speak up because I’m missing a finger and never use the ESC key;
And then they bit my screen, And I didn’t speak up because I have no peripheral vision;
And then . . . they bit me . . . And by that time there was no one left to speak up.
and someone is following me, real close like. I pretend that I’m those two hot babes from Cannonball Run and they’re the fuzz. I generally put on some great music like The Final Countdown, really loud for maximum awesome.
Then I drive slower so it seems like they’re gaining on me and then I go back to normal speed, but they can keep up with me because their cop car is souped up, mmm…mmmm…good.
It’s all fun and games until I end up driving into a swimming pool. Then it’s just games. One time I was stuck in the car underwater for over an hour. It was the greatest 20 minutes of my life.