“Multiple (often two) characters, who usually share a large amount of animosity, get trapped in a room (safe, elevator, etc.) and must spend the episode alone together. During which time they learn a new appreciation for each other.” – Locked in a Room Trope, TVtropes.org
Twin Peaks: The Return has returned again for the first time. Therefore you should wear this Dr. Amp’s Gold Shit Digging Shovel shirt to your next job interview.
Since we’ve Twin Piqued your interest, did you see that Silver Mustang Casino shirt you asked your mom about? Cause if you’re into that kind of thing, you might be into this Pixelated David Lynch – Now It’s Dark shirt or perhaps this Blue Velvet Lumberton shirt or maybe even this Eraserhead / Breaking Bad mushup shirt because all of these things have one thing in common: they are shirts.
My absolute favorite scene in The Cider House Rules is when Frankenstein remarks that various things are “bogus.” Made a shirt about it. Like t’ see it? Here it goes…
Upon seeing The Monster Squad, I decided I was going to start a plumbing company that drove hearses instead of trucks and had a tagline like, “we murder your drain clogs.” At 13, I had already committed to a life as a plumber based soley on having heard so many people complain about the price of plumbers. And now you know…the rest of the story.
GET YOURS TODAY! And be sure to check out more toilet stoppers like this turd at our Entertainment / Parody section of lolproductions.spreadshirt.com!
When I was 16, I made an unnecessarily gory “I killed Laura Palmer” shirt with an airbrush and an old Hanes brand shirt.
Today, that shirt you like is coming back in style with this Silver Mustang Ranch – Mr. Jackpots shirt (available in any color) that I made because I wanted to wear it (I chose black).
Bogdan Wolynetz (Breaking Bad / Eraserhead)
Lumberton, USA (Blue Velvet)
Now it’s dark (Pixelated Lynch)
At long last, a new shirt has been added to our Breaking Bad Homage section of our SpreadShirt shop. It’s Saul Goodman Productions!!!
Get yours here, but you better watch out for autograph hounds and paparazzi!
Mike is the king of the ‘Huell is Cool’ Kids Club and Mike loves getting all of his Huell themed clothes that are the highlights of his extensive Famous Faces based wardrobe at lolproductions.spreadshirt.com and redbubble.com/shop/JaleebCaru. Be like Mike.
And be sure to check out Lavell Crawford’s incredibly awesome standup!!!
I was scouring the internet for great quotes late last night, as I am wont to do, and I discovered some really unusual musings from American actor, producer, screen-writer, director, three-time Academy Award winner and twelve-time nominee, Jack Nicholson.
SOURCE: Imgur.com
Even in the apocalypse, there are rules for boats. Victor Strand has a boat and he accepts no exceptions.
“If there remains any confusion about rules one and two, I offer rule number three” – Victor Strand, Fear the Walking Dead 201
In order of chronological importance.
Hey Everybody, It’s your boy, Jaleeb Caru. Thanks for coming to my blog today. Sincerely, Jaleeb Caru
Fun Fact: Bill Murray played Larry Darrell in The Razor’s Edge making him the namesake equivalent of 2/3 of the backwoodsman who frequented the inn of Bob Newhart’s Dick Loudon and later visited the titular coach in Coach.
Perhaps “wanted” is a strong word, but Simon Cowbell sure loves it!
Horror Monkey Business Shirt now available in our Entertainment Parody Shop!
It was November, 2010 when SpreadShirt made the mistake of asking me reasonable questions. My answers? Nonsense (except the eleven sentence quote from the film Airplane!).
But don’t take my word for it, check out the interview here – http://www.spreadshirt.com/blog/2010/11/02/jaleeb-from-lol-productions-does-an-lol-interview/
FYI: They required an update to the url of my store this year. It’s now lolproductions.spreadshirt.com, please alert your relatives and local politicians.
I’ve begun a new series of Time Lapse Drawings. The first is a tribute to the upcoming Batman V Superman! It’s my humble honor to do so.
The thievery of shirt designs is rampant. I base this only on how many of my items are being sold by others. Today I came across two retailers selling this rediculous Drakkar & Farts shirt I conceived of over 25 years ago (available in my parody shop).
If you’ve not a longtime reader of this blog (meaning, you’re not me), please allow me to restate that I know I’m no Picasso Da Vinci and that in most cases I’m able to gaurnetee that it was my work that was lifted by the mistakes I made when designing them.
For more info on a few previous incidents, see this whiney post. Original stupid Fart Shirt Announcement here.
I enjoy making lists. It’s safe to say, I enjoy making them far more than you will enjoy reading them.
When I recently needed to suggest a name for an improvised comedy group, I took a few quick sittings to come up with some stupid stuff briskly and without judgement.
Since these will likely never be used, I’m just going to put it here in alphanumeric order on account of preservation…
Above the attic, on the roof
Apellsauce
Applebee’s Corporate Office
Beverly’s Delectables
Bigger than a Redbox
Blood Olive
Bras are for Girls
Cake Boss Kate Moss
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When I was 12, I wanted to make this shirt. Smash cut to 28 years later (not the motion picture by the very same name, but the duration between me deciding to make this shirt and actually doing so), you can buy this shirt. Time be trippin’.
Available at our RedBubble Shop in the Entertainment / Parody Section.
Also available at our Breaking Bad Red Bubble Tee Shop!
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