“Multiple (often two) characters, who usually share a large amount of animosity, get trapped in a room (safe, elevator, etc.) and must spend the episode alone together. During which time they learn a new appreciation for each other.” – Locked in a Room Trope, TVtropes.org
My absolute favorite scene in The Cider House Rules is when Frankenstein remarks that various things are “bogus.” Made a shirt about it. Like t’ see it? Here it goes…
Upon seeing The Monster Squad, I decided I was going to start a plumbing company that drove hearses instead of trucks and had a tagline like, “we murder your drain clogs.” At 13, I had already committed to a life as a plumber based soley on having heard so many people complain about the price of plumbers. And now you know…the rest of the story.
I was scouring the internet for great quotes late last night, as I am wont to do, and I discovered some really unusual musings from American actor, producer, screen-writer, director, three-time Academy Award winner and twelve-time nominee, Jack Nicholson.
Space Jam – “You swing it around to Mike over here.”
Ed Wood – “Ed, it was superb.”
Fun Fact: Bill Murray played Larry Darrell in The Razor’s Edge making him the namesake equivalent of 2/3 of the backwoodsman who frequented the inn of Bob Newhart’s Dick Loudon and later visited the titular coach in Coach.
The thievery of shirt designs is rampant. I base this only on how many of my items are being sold by others. Today I came across two retailers selling this rediculous Drakkar & Farts shirt I conceived of over 25 years ago (available in my parody shop).
If you’ve not a longtime reader of this blog (meaning, you’re not me), please allow me to restate that I know I’m no Picasso Da Vinci and that in most cases I’m able to gaurnetee that it was my work that was lifted by the mistakes I made when designing them.
For more info on a few previous incidents, see this whiney post. Original stupid Fart Shirt Announcement here.
I enjoy making lists. It’s safe to say, I enjoy making them far more than you will enjoy reading them.
When I recently needed to suggest a name for an improvised comedy group, I took a few quick sittings to come up with some stupid stuff briskly and without judgement.
Since these will likely never be used, I’m just going to put it here in alphanumeric order on account of preservation…
Above the attic, on the roof
Applebee’s Corporate Office
Bigger than a Redbox
Bras are for Girls
Cake Boss Kate Moss
Cart cart go!
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When I was 12, I wanted to make this shirt. Smash cut to 28 years later (not the motion picture by the very same name, but the duration between me deciding to make this shirt and actually doing so), you can buy this shirt. Time be trippin’.