1. Mean Streets – “…yeah. No. No, Joey Scallops is Joey Clams. He’s the one with testicles for hands.”
2. Taxi Driver – “I think someone should just take this city and just… just flush it down the fuckin’ toilet; meat-a-ball testicles and all.”
3. The Deer Hunter – “Hey, watch out, Axel. We’ll be calling him old fireballs after tonight on account of his sexy testicles and how they burn the tongue.”
4. Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein – “I keep my promises. They’re right here with my testicles. This way they stay warm”
5. Meet the Parents – “I have nipples on my testicles, Greg, could you milk them?”
Honorable mention: As Louis Cyphre (don’t wanna spoil the movie, but get it?) in Angel Heart, De Niro slowly peels and eats testicles in an attempt to disturb and whet the appetite of Mickey Rourke’s Harry Angel.
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